Can’t imagine a version of this introductory bio that doesn’t suck!!! They always suck, if you’ve written a good one props to you but couldn’t be me. Anyway who didn’t want a pen pal when they were a kid? And now there is a way! Kind of. I like books, movies, whatever. I’m a lifelong writer who’s written zero books. If you’re pretentious and really chatty we should be friends.