Hello everyone! I enjoy watching movies (especially old ones—they definitely have a distinct pleasant aesthetic). I play hockey and lapta (which is like baseball but with a local twist), and I also love reading. I’m really into history, so I’m sure we’ll have plenty to talk about. Actually, I feel like I know a little bit about everything—I’d be happy to tell you more, but it seems like this gorilla is eyeing me suspiciously, so I’d better run.......