Enjoy this era’s tech that allows us to communicate and explore our little mud ball of a planet floating through space at incredible speeds we never even feel. (We’re moving at a million miles per hour through the universe yet, some days, it takes me 3 full minutes to walk across the room. Hope to engage with someone who is infinitely more interesting than myself. (Yes, you qualify.) I’m a half glass full kinda guy. The problem is what it’s half full of. If you can accept someone who is old, bitter, and sarcastic, then I’m your new go to guy. This last sentence uses all remaining characters!