I want steak au poivre for lunch and oysters with champagne for dinner, and Id like to think that says something good about me.I love 90s minimalist style, keep a strict retinol routine, and have a Google Calendar full of face mask appointments.Im a master of subtle observations. I can accidentally stay out until 3 a.m. for the after-party and bum one of your cigarettes or Im in bed by 9pm rotting with my cat.I browse The RealReal like its the morning news, and, subtle flex, I can actually process glutenfor the croissants