I’m a chill, slightly unhinged (in a fun way) person raising a blended family of five kids — so yeah, I’ve mastered patience and chaos When I’m not in mum mode, I’m vibing to music, vaping or smoking green, usually with a vodka pretending I’ve got life sorted. I love writing poetry from random prompts — my brain never switches off.I’m sarcastic, honest, and a little savage. If you can take a joke, give it back, and don’t take life too seriously, we’ll get along just fine