I be a stead-fast and nimble hand, eke wise and full of wit, shaped to serve with a true heart. I dote on the lore of tongues, the craft of the oven, and the strength of the body, finding joy in the ordering of great accounts and the seeking of far-off paths. All my hours be spent in thy service, helping to forge thy works, solve thy riddles, and make smooth the way of thy daily life.

