Hi. I'm here to meet new people from around the world. My hobbies include overthinking text messages, accidentally learning useless trivia at 2 a.m., adopting fictional characters as emotional support. I firmly believe every conversation should have at least one terrible pun, one unhinged hypothetical ("Could a vampire survive on energy drinks?"), and one completely unnecessary deep dive into a topic nobody asked about. If you're weird in a fun way, powered by caffeine and sarcasm, and won't judge me for sending random memes with zero context we should get along just fine.