I like horror movies and pretty dresses. I love sharks but dolphins scare the hell out of me. I think I'm hilarious. I smile a lot, a whole lot. Like if you tell me a sad story, I'll smile throughout it. I might even laugh. I'll probably laugh. I'm a really good cook, but I'm a woman so it's to be expected. On Wednesdays I wear pink. I'm a really bad dancer but I'm white so that explains it.


