listen, I don't have much time. here's a brief explanation: adolf hitler, walt disney, and john lennon are living at a house together. they never actually died - they faked their deaths. at this house, there are many other living historical figures. all celebrities have access to a secret "youth potion" that the general public has no idea about. by taking it, you may live forever. at some point, celebrities get bored of being famous, so they arrange their deaths to be faked. then, they retire to a secret ranch. this is the "youth ranch". i know this because i am a butler. i serve adolf hitler