I' a grumpy old woman with a dark sense of humour - my motto is "if you're still breathing all's good" or, more usually, "the light at the end of the tunnel is probably an angry troll with a headlamp". I can't abide sycophants, frauds or egoists, but I really enjoy the company of people who are passionate about something (even if it's left handed snails) or watching someone with amazing skill at something I can't do. I need to find a boot camp for the over 60's - bits are starting to fail sadly - mostly due to bone idleness on my part I admit - I tried to kick myself in the butt I fell over!