I'm sentimental, charming and chronically sane. (Have I ever lied to you?) I follow a different path (that's leading me off a cliff).I'm slowly realizing my spaceship isn't coming to pick me up. I'm in search of a female with a love of adventure and sense of the ironic. (I'll settle for 1 out of 3.) I enjoy writing, amusement parks, old movies, moldy music and getting into various scrapes. If you have an imaginary gluten allergy, that's OK, too.