I believe one of the hardest tasks to accomplish is describing oneself in this here text box. It becomes even more challenging when you have the added pressure of making it intriguing enough for one to stop scrolling and read fully.FIRE!!!!!Usually gets the job done if shouted in a crowded room. So hopefully that applies here as well. We shall see…And I just realized they placed a cap on the maximum amount of characters allowed in this box. I wasted more than half of them already.I am your average guy who realized, during a deployment, how awesome it is to have a great email pen pal.