I look a bit as if Hagrid ate Harry, an overgrown garden gnome with a long beard, round glasses, a funny hat, and a black sense of humor. I’m a hopeless romantic that is constantly irritated by the sheer disappointment that life on Earth seems to provide in endless quantities. This causes me great consternation but is almost always accompanied by a phenomenally caustic wit. If we’re gonna be upset, we may as well be funny.