pssst! hey you! after EXTENSIVE RESEARCH i have come to the conclusion that penpalling is a COMPETITIVE industry. there are many excellent profiles here to pick from. however, i believe i have the tools to SUCCEED as YOUR future penpal. here is why. 1) i will write to you about many interesting things such as my life as a part time garden gnome and 3am thoughts on monsters. 2) i have a ridiculous amount of interest and hobbies so there is a good chance we will have things in common. 3) i will collect and send you weird little trinkets like a crow and probably poetry too (unlike a crow)