My last birthday party, we went cloud watching and had a hotdog picnic sponsored by Sam's Club. Im a recreational lucid dreamer, a maker of the absurd, and the supreme king of sidequests. I will ALWAYS stop to smell the flowers and sing ABBA in the shower.I study Communications with the hope of flooding the world with silly advertisements, but my real dream is to be a hermit. Until then, work and school consume my waking hours. So give me a break from the soul-crushing grind of university life and send me a letter! In exchange, I'll show you my collection of antiques and oddities.