Why am I here? To write my profile text. Why do I care? Profile text should be written. Who am I? A profile writer. What do I do for a living? Not profile writing. What do I wish to do in life? Not write profiles. Am I funny? Read my profile once. Am I boring? Read it a few more times. What is my hobby? Think about what to write in my profile. What is my one regret in life? I couldn't write a 'perfect' profile. What is my one joy in life? No one has ever written a 'perfect' profile. What is my advice to you? Avoid these sorts of profiles. Who can write to me? Anyone who can write a profile.