Sarcastic, cat-obsessed, and fuelled by coffee and music that hits emotionally and loudly. I work from home in legal admin, care for my neurodivergent niece, and am possibly autistic myself (undiagnosed but obvious). I love horror, true crime, tattoos, and dry humour. I’m not great at small talk, I like conversations that get a little weird or a little deep. If you love real connection, dark playlists, and honesty with a smirk, I’m your girl.