Warning: May spontaneously overshare facts about the universe or my latest socially awkward encounter. I'm looking for an anonymous penpal because, let's be real, my face-to-face interactions are often... a performance art piece. I come with no filter, no mind games, and an insatiable curiosity about life, people, and how the heck the universe works. If you can handle honesty that sometimes feels like a gentle slap, and enjoy pondering the big questions via letter, you've found your person. Think of me as your emotional support penpal, but, like, without the actual emotions.