Haunted Homeowner & Unpaid Roommate to the Damned and coffee addict I live in a house that sighs louder than I do on Mondays. The floorboards groan, the lights flicker, and the walls occasionally bleed... sarcasm. Most people would move. I just bought blackout curtains and named the poltergeist “Greg.”Romance? Please. I get more action from the disembodied hand that brushes my neck at 3:17 a.m. than I ever did on Tinder. Besides, it’s hard to commit when your house occasionally rearranges your furniture while you sleep.I don't believe in ghosts. I live with them. Rent-free. They don’t pa