Howdy everyone! If you ever need advice on how to make something taste more chocolatey than legally possible, you've come to the right profile. That is one of my greatest talents (my only talent). I live in a cold area; it's a small city in the Midwest with a big river that splits it. I love watching horror films even though I'm prone to jumping at a suspenseful scene (living on the edge ). My nieces always tell me that I'm the best uncle ever, but they tend to say anything for the right ice cream. I don't have a lot of friends—I'm awkward, but I'll be the friend that will always be around.