Kia ora koutou/hello everyoneMy name is Hayley and I live in Aotearoa/ New Zealand.I'm a kept woman since arthritis in my feet and knees prevent me from working as a gardener.I still love to scratch around in our large garden at my own pace. I don't go out of my way looking for social interaction, but I'm friendly and genuinely engage when I do interact with people.Potato chips and cheese are my kryptonite. Reading, the natural world, dogs, cooking, crafts, archeology and language/s are among my many interests.My SOH is described as dry, witty, irreverent and punny.