I’m an old bone — but young in spirit, still mentally outperforming plenty of so-called “digital natives.” I appreciate clear words, dry humor, and people who can still form a proper sentence. Small talk is something I tolerate only in microscopic doses; pointless chatter is about as appealing to me as an empty fridge. If someone wants genuine conversation with substance, I’m in. If they prefer weather reports and emoji avalanches, they can keep walking.